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Saturday Night Live Recap (Justin Timberlake!)


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So, here’s the deal…all through Saturday I was excited as hell to watch this episode. I was pumped! I was ready!….And then I fell asleep.  [Debbie Downer trombone.] So…I couldn’t watch the episode when it first aired with the rest of the world. So, as I’m writing this recap, this will be my first time viewing this episode. I never like doing this but…I want get this recap out as soon as possible.

Also, I’m sorry I missed last week’s Kevin Hart episode. Here’s my quick rundown.

- Kevin Hart didn’t completely work as a host (didn’t like his opening monologue.)

- Macklemore was pretty great (never had heard of them before.)

- Tim Robinson was the MVP because the Z shirt sketch was the one high light.

OK! NOW LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! JT never disappoints. He is up there with Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, and Maya Rudolph/Amy Poehler. I can always expect a good show!

Hugo Chavez Funeral: When this sketch began I was little worried because I was like “Oh no! I don’t know anything about Hugo Chavez! I’m not going to get all the jokes!” But then it turned into a fun parody of Elton John singing about some of Chavez’s more sillier moments (like how capitalism killed Mars.) Even though he may be little too skinny to be a convincing Elton, JT still nailed it right out of the gate. I am super duper excited y’all!

Monologue: Oh! I loved this! This was nice! It showed Justin Timberlake being inducted into the “five-timers” club because he’s now hosted the show five times. We saw all the usual suspects, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin, Martin Short, Chevy Chase (was he a five-timer?). And they at least referenced John Goodman and Drew Barrymore. However, the real treat was seeing Candace Bergen. That definitely caught me by surprise. I wish she had been given more to do, but it was still great. The references to Django Unchained (Bobby and Taran fighting each other to the death) and Kristen Wiig (a drink with a curly wig on it is named after her apparently) also made me giddy.

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It’s a Date: Wow. I really like this one too. It’s a dating show featuring not only the “Dick in a Box” guys (Hi Andy Samberg again!) but also the “We are two wild and crazy guys” guys featuring Steve Martin and Dan Akyroyd trying to win Vanessa Bayer’s heart. However, I still think Bobby Moynihan wins as the confused and disgruntled 1st contestant who fails to impress Bayer for some reason. Moynihan’s facial reactions just killed me. Anyway, a very funny post-monologue sketch featuring old favorites.

Vegan-ville: You know, even though this essentially the same schitck JT pulls every episode, he brings SO much energy to it that you can’t help but smile. Am I listening to the lyrics? Not really. I just have a hoot watching JT dance wearing a giant piece of tofu and big ass gloves. I love it. And, yes, I did appreciate the “Harlem Shake” nod at the end. SNL can’t kill something that’s already dead. Also,  Bobby’s been having a nice episode so far, considering all the other cast members are getting lost in the shuffle.

NuvaBling: Yeah…it is what it sounds like. It’s a nuva ring with jewelry on it. Simple, effective and hilarious. Also, “…yeah, it hurts!”

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I don’t usually make my comments on musical performances until the very end but, I have to say, this “Suit and Tie” performance was great…I might even like it more than the Grammys. Jay-Z in the house! It’s nice to JT doing music again. And he picked a really cool lead off single.

Weekend Update: STEFON!!!! Only for the Justin Timberlake episode do they bring this creature back! Apparently, he’s a writer for Smash. And he’s here to promote the newest club, based on the novel Push by Sapphire (I love Precious, but jokes about that weird subtitle will never get old.) This was a pretty short Weekend Update with only one guest, but it was filled with some great quips by Seth Meyers:

“The TSA this week announced that it will now allow airline passengers the carry previously banned pocketknives, baseball bats and pool cues. And no one’s happier than Honky Tonk Bar Fight Airlines.”

“Playboy this week launched a Hebrew language version of their magazine. Although, as far as I know, it could always have been in Hebrew! And, remember, with the Hebrew edition of Playboy, you look at the models’ breasts from right to left.”

“A man in Maine was surprised when he found knife inside his two year old sons Elmo birthday cake. And a man in jail was disappointed to get a cake that was just Elmo.”

“This Sunday is Daylight’s Savings Time, so don’t forget the clock on your oven will be wrong for 6 months.”

The Tales of Sober Caligua: On a lesser night, this might have been a stand out sketch. I still really enjoyed it though. It involved Caligua (played by JT) , a young Roman prince who used to have wild orgies, but decides that enough is enough…until he sees a pig and decides to have sex with it! Aidy Bryant’s huffiness over not being able to get into a penis slap fight was the high light for me (“Uh…NOOO!!!)

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Maine Justice: It’s weird that they turned this into a recurring sketch. What made the last one so funny was the explanation as to why these Southerners were in Maine in the first place. This time that was obviously missing. But, again, the energy was there and I still found room to laugh, particularly at Jason Sudeikis who just brings it. Best moment was definitely the one audience member who got super excited when Andy Samberg’s character said he went to LSU. I need watch SNL at least once live before I die.

How Justin Timberlake is able to muster enough energy to perform like that is pretty spectacular.

She’s got a Dick: I think the writers could have come up with something better than a woman having a penis. However, Fred Armisen as Eugene Levy and Kenan Thomson as “Confused black friend” killed me. I liked this a lot…but I don’t think transgender people will appreciate it much.

Moet and Chandon Champagne: This recap is already running long! There are so many things I could quote from this sketch. So funny. Cecily and Vanessa…great characters.

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I’ve never been so happy while watching an SNL episode this season. Maybe it’s because I’m on Spring Break, I dunno. But this was definitely the best episode of the year so far…maybe of the season even. I just thought everything worked. The cameos! The sketches. And, most importantly, the host who actually had the energy and versatility a host is supposed to have. Justin Timberlake will definitely win another Emmy for this (sorry Martin Short!) Great work all around!

MVP…I’m not going to say Justin because I don’t think it’s fair to include the host. So…I’ll say…Bobby Moynihan, who actually had some great moments early in the episode.

Who’s next week? Who cares? See ya next week (maybe).

Saturday Night Live Recap (Christoph Waltz and Alabama Shakes)


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While his award acceptance speeches may suggest otherwise, Christoph Waltz can actually can be very funny (esp. on Jimmy Kimmel), so I was pretty excited for this episode. I’ve already read some of the reviews online, and while I’m not as enthusiastic about this episode as some of the other regular SNL recappers, I still thought this was a fun episode that showed Waltz at his nuttiest. And in terms of hosting, he certainly did a stronger job than the last few hosts of this year.

Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph Thursday: I really liked this cold open. I liked how it wasn’t just some old male politician speaking behind a desk. But anyway, this sketch revolved around that cruise ship that was apparently stranded on the sea for four days. There were a lot of great bits like Dan the Animal Man (Bobby Moynihan) sobbing over someone eating his monkey (“We still have food!”). I also liked the part when the cruise directors tried to lift the passenger’s spirits by trying to find good news in the newspaper (apparently, Oscar Pistorius was charged of murder which made me pretty sad.) And Kenan Thompson also did a great job as one of the off stage passenger’s voices, just yelling out random stuff. (“There is no God!” “Turn us all into chickens!!”) Anyway…I say this a lot…but a nice way to begin the show.

Monologue: Eh…I didn’t much care for this one. The “casual Hitler” seems like a nice idea, but it didn’t fully materialize onstage. And, of course, this monologue had to end with a song with no punchlines so…eh. But, Waltz’s energy was definitely there. “Austrians have a wonderful sense of humor…Germans, not so much.”

What Have You Become?: Yeah, the jarring technical difficulty towards the beginning sort of threw me off. But once we got past that, this turned out to be another really funny game show installment. It pretty much centers on middle aged adults who have pretty pathetic lives (I definitely liked Bill Hader’s character the most – the one who’s been to over 100 Katy Perry concerts alone and usually has to lie to people and say his daughter’s in the bathroom.) The ending featured a nice twist with the game show host (played by Waltz) asking himself what he had become. (Did not know game show school existed but OK).

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Pope Retirement Insurance: Oh, this was a cool commercial. I especially liked the shot of the Pope playing in a rock band with a bunch of other retirees. Anyway, not much more to say about this.

Who’s Kevin Hart?

Tippy: Another nice and enjoyable sketch. Nasim Pedrad introduces a new character, Tippy, who, I guess, really likes funny stories…and she always interrupts other people’s funny stories and…it’s a weird character. But, it’s been a while since a female cast member has introduced a new character so I appreciated it in that regard.

Djesus Uncrossed: This sketch made me sad because…this would have been such a good idea for Quentin Tarrantino! If doing a revenge thriller on Jesus was an idea he was considering, I hope this sketch doesn’t affect that. All kidding aside, I didn’t particular crack up watching this, but I thought the idea was clever and the trailer was well made. And yeah, Taran Killam’s Brad Pitt southern accent impression was awesome. (“Ay-postles.”)

JaMarcus Brothers: A decent sketch about a singing group that sings sexy R&B songs. Two are sexy black men…and one is an adopted white virgin. Cecily Strong as the oblivious woman selling the CD was the standout for me.

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Weekend Update: We start things off Marco Rubio (played hilariously by Taran Killam) making reference to the awkward sip of water he took during his State of the Union rebuttal. “…You do what anyone would do.You suddenly lunge to the side, all the while holding awkward eye contact with the camera . And then you take a drink from the tiniest bottle of water anyone’s ever seen. And then, for no reason, you set the bottle even farther away so what?” Then Kate McKinnon comes around as a depressed old-looking woman from the small Russian village that came in close contact with the meteor. Not as gut busting as her Cecila Gimenez, but still hilarious nonetheless. We end the segment with Jay Pharoah displaying his Stephen A. Smith impression again. And while Pharoah commits, I don’t know much about basketball to be fully entertained.

Regine: I think I love this recurring character. Another note – do Fred Armisen’s legs look skinnier than usual? He’s been working out.

Fox and Friends: As much as I dislike Fox News, I’m not a huge fan of these sketches. However, the “corrections” towards the end are funny. So, here are the ones that stood out:

Zero Dark Thirty is not a diet soda.

“Adele” is a singer. “A Dell” is a computer.

The real Abraham Lincoln lived longer than 3 hours.

There are no Americans in the Bible.

Polar bears are rarely “asking for it.”

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Creepy Valentine’s Day Card: This was OK, I guess. One of those sketches I’ll probably like the more I watch.

Alabama Shakes is awesome! I’m a huge fan of them! And I hope this appearance gives them a larger audience via Adele. “Hold On” is just the story of my life.

So, anyway, this was a good episode that featured an enthusiastic performance by Waltz. And…maybe he can win an Oscar because of this? Maybe?

MVP GOES TO…Taran Killam.

Seriously…who’s Kevin Hart?

Saturday Night Live Recap (Justin Bieber Fever)


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If you’re new to these recaps, then you should know that I usually watch an episode TWICE before reviewing it. However, there are some days (nights/early mornings) when I’m especially busy. So…this will be one of those types where I’ll have to recap this thing while watching the episode for the first time. So…just keep that in mind when you’re reading this. There could be a sketch I hate right now, but end up putting in my top 20 when May rolls along. It’s just the way it is!

Anyway…I don’t think there’s more I need to say. Let’s just start this thang!

Superbowl Cold Opening: I didn’t watch the Superbowl last Sunday. was too busy trying to catch up on season 2 of Girls (the 2nd episode is much better than the first) and 2 Broke Girls (hehe). But I did hear about the blackout and I think that’s all you needed to know to understand this sketch. It pretty much centered on sports newscasters not knowing what to talk about during the blackout. It was pretty funny.I thought Bill Hader’s weird random commercial inserted in the middle was funny (“I’ve been told we ran out of proper commercials and we had to show a weird one.”) I thought Kenan Thompson anchored the sketch well and his back and forth between him and Taran Killam (who played an equally burned out field reporter) was great. Nice way to start the show I suppose.

Monologue: Although Justin Bieber seemed a bit nervous, I actually laughed a lot during this monologue so…it must mean I enjoyed it! While Black History Month/Valentine’s Days Jokes are hardly original, I just found the faces on the girls from the audience Justin Bieber flirted with to be very funny (those girls must be going nuts right now). And I liked the random Whoopi Goldberg cameo. Can she host the show some time?! “It’s not every month that Black History month and Valentine’s Day fall on the same month.” Ha!

Justin Bieber looks like a cartoon. Seriously, his eyes are perfectly round…cough cough MOVING ON!

The Californians: Again?? OK, I won’t complain. This sketch still manages to wrangle some chuckles out of me. I think honestly the funniest thing about this installment is that Kenan’s character still appears towards the end, even though his character has no necessary function in the “continuing” story line (other characters seem to come and go). He’s just there for the sake of it (and because black people in blond wigs is always hilarious). I also thought the bit where Bill Hader made like a billion different close ups towards the end was a great new spin. Justin Bieber was good (the part where he looked in his own little mirror was nice) but he wasn’t given much. Maybe the next sketch?

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Justin Bieber Decoys: This episode is turning out to be more decent than I thought it would be! I loved this sketch! One, it was a nice way for the entire cast to be on stage together (with some funny bits by Bobby Moynihan, Aidy Bryant, and Kate McKinnon reprising her Ellen Degeneres impression). But there were also some great jabs geared towards Bieber (“Some of them are black. They aren’t fooling anybody.” “Yeah, well, neither are you.”) Such a silly sketch but I had blast watching it. Despite the use of copyrighted music, I hope they find some way to post this on Hulu.

Bravo Reality Spin offs: OK, I know this post has mostly revolved around my laughter but that’s what happens when I watch this episode for the first time as I blog! Anyway – another absolute home run! This parody pretty much poked fun at all the reality spin offs that are popping up. The funniest one involved Frances Ford Coppola’s grand daughters’ friends. (“Our friends’ grandfather may have directed Apocalypse Now…” “But we’re sluts!”) Absolutely hilarious. Keep it up, writers!

Weekend Update: This was overall a nice installment. I always like when Vanessa and Fred do their “best friend of dictator” bit. This time, they were the best friends of King Richard III. OK. I’ll accept that. Even funnier was Corey, the black guy that appears in every Superbowl commercial, played gamely by Kenan Thompson. He has to high-five someone very 12 seconds or else he will die! Anyway, there was one memorable Seth Meyers quip and here it goes:

“Hasbro announced Wednesday that online voters have chosen to replace the Monopoly game piece “the iron” with a new token of a cat. So the next time you play Monopoly, you can be the iron because no one is buying a whole new game!”

Honestly, every time Cecily Strong’s “Girl You Wish…” character doesn’t appear, it’s pretty much a disappointment…

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Say More Stuff: This was  a parody of Grease’s “Tell Me More,” except the guy is an eleven year old creep (played by Bieber who probably gives his liveliest performance so far) and the girl is oblivious and seemingly desperate (played by Cecily Strong). It’s another great sketch that featured most of the cast – the girls, in particular, were pretty funny as they listened to Strong’s stories in shock and horror.

The Miley Cyrus Show: This episode just keeps getting better and better! Thank you for bringing this sketch back…it’s pretty much Bayer’s greatest contribution to the show. Anyway, in this episode we see Miley with her new short blond haircut and sexy image. Her guest is the president of her fan club (played by a very game Justin Bieber). I like the references to his weed smoking picture (and Miley’s response). And I liked the video footage from her “secret wedding.” Bring this back one more time.

Glice: Justin Bieber and Nasim Pedrad play a couple while Killam plays Pedrad’s annoying older brother, Eddie. When Bieber accidentally says the word “glice” instead of “glad” or “nice,” Eddie harps on him for the rest of the night. In the beginning, I thought this would be the one dud of the night. But between the great Taran Killam’s undying commitment to Justin breaking midway through, I ended up loving this sketch like the others before it. This is a completely different episode than I thought it would be!

Justin Bieber’s Valentine Message: OK…finally we have a less than stellar sketch. Mostly filler. Bobby Moynihan once again played the annoying girlfriend of a favorite celebrity or something. I did get a smirk out of the fact that the only lube they had was “ultrasound gel.”

Booker T High Valentine’s Dance: I don’t much care for these sketches anymore. But…it is a nice opportunity for Jay Pharoah to appear without doing a celebrity impression so…go him.

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I’m not really a fan of Justin Bieber’s music…but I do appreciate that he sort of stepped out of the box and showcased his voice, rather than his dance moves. But…yeah, I don’t really like his songs, acoustic or not.

I have a feeling a lot of people are going to disagree with me but…I thought this episode was great. Definitely better than the last two episodes and probably, in terms of this season, up there with MacFarlane, Hathaway, CK, and Short. Yeah, Justin Bieber did seem a bit reserved, but he wasn’t any worse than  Daniel Craig, Adam Levine or Academy Award nominated actors Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner…and he definitely became more confident towards the end. More importantly though, the writing was on point and the cast seemed alive this time around. I will continue to not care about Bieber after this episode but, man, this episode gave me the giggles.

Also…very excited for Christoph Waltz and Alabama Stokes.

MVP THIS WEEK…goes to my girl Vanessa Bayer. Thank you for finally bringing back Miley Cyrus, y’all.

Thanks for reading!

Saturday Night Live Recap (Adam Levine and Kendrick)


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I saw this episode last night (when it first aired). But I was sort of tired and sick and groggy…so I’m hoping that explains why I didn’t laugh much at this episode. Let’s watch this episode again and give it a second chance. I’m sure it was just me…not the episode itself.

Barack Obama and Martin Luther King: Awww, I liked this cold opening. So the ghost of MLK comes to Barack Obama after his inauguration  While Obama is expecting serious advice, MLK can only focus on Beyonce lip syncing and Michelle Obama’s bangs (very funny New Girl reference). It’s a silly way to start the show, and I thought Kenan did a good job with it (I’m like 1 of 10 people who actually still likes Thompson).

Monologue: It was nice seeing Andy Samberg (more on that later). With him was Cameron Diaz and Jerry Seinfeld who tried coaxing Adam to join their comedy teams (a la The Voice). It was a nice sketch and there some funny moments (mostly from Samberg), but they should have given Levine a joke or two.

Rosetta Stone Thai: SNL rarely goes wrong when it comes to their commercials and this was another home run. It’s a basically a commercial for old pervs so they can learn Thai. That way they’ll be able to…do stuff in Thailand. The stand out was definitely Bill Hader who has perfected the “pervy” voice to a tee. Also, either Kate McKinnon is perfect…or she already knew Russian because she was really good with her lines.

Circle Work: I can’t say I laughed much watching this sketch, but I thought Adam and Kenan did a really great job and they really committed to their characters. Vanessa Bayer did her best “insecure Kristen Wiig” impression. And the part where Kenan literally spelled “YOU ARE AS GAY AS A GAY GOOSE IN A GAY PRIDE PARADE” was a high light. I might watch this a couple more times…it seems like the kind of sketch that would grow on me.

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The Sopranos Diaries: Yeah, this was one of two highlights in this episode. Clearly, they realized how amazing Kate McKinnon’s Edie Falco was because she pretty much stole the show (“I LOVE YOU TONY SOPRANO!”) I also really liked Cecily Strong’s Dr. Melphi even though she only had one humorless line. But, yeah, everything about this sketch worked.

Bryce: OK…this was a sketch I didn’t like last night…and I still dislike it. Bill Hader is a comic genius and he really commits to the screaming queen. But…I just didn’t find it funny. I know it’s silly to expect “substance” in a three minute comedy sketch…but surely we deserve more than just a closeted gay guy screaming over and over again. The only part I found amusing was his reaction to “Apartment 23″ being cancelled…because I pretty much reacted the same way. (“NOT THE B!!!!! THAT’S BONKERS!!!!”) The audience ate this shit up…but I really hope this doesn’t become a recurring character. Give Tom Robinson something to do during this time.

YOLO: Y’know if Andy had to come back…at least he came back with a bang. I thought this Digital Short was spectacular. It was very funny throughout. It sort of inverted the meaning of YOLO. Usually, people say this when they’re about to do something dangerous. But in this case, the song is telling us to be extra safe and careful because…well…YOLO. But besides that, this was just a really great song with a nice commercial melody featuring both Adam Levine and Kendrick doing their part. And the production value of the music video was also really impressive. I’m hesitating a little…but this is definitely one of my favorite digital shorts (Although, don’t take it from me. I’m 1 of 10 people who never liked Dick in a Box).

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Weekend Update: I don’t know anything about Ray Lewis so I couldn’t appreciate that bit despite Thompson’s spirited performance. Nasim Pedrad’s Arianna Huffington is good like always…but the appearance doesn’t really excite me anymore. There were some good one liners from “Sex Meyers” though. So here we go:

“Orangutans at the Smithsonian National Zoo are now being given iPads to use as part of an Aps for Apes program…[it's] causing jealousy among those participating in Zunes for Baboons.

“A new report suggests that people in happy marriages are more likely to gain weight than people who are unhappily married. So if your spouse is a huge, disgusting slob, then congratulations. You’re happily married.”

“A restaurant in Philadelphia has created a new taco that replaces the shell with slices of bacon. Of course, no matter how good it tastes, you’re still in Philadelphia.”

“Insiders saying that Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of more than 500,ooo dollars to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. ‘We’ll do it!’ shouted both of her parents at once.”

Maroon 5 vs. Train: OK…this was a sketch I disliked last night, but now I sort of love it a second time around. Besides Levine’s awkward cue card reading, this was a pretty solid sketch. It involved metro sexual mellow rockers attempting to fight each other. I especially liked seeing Sudeikis as a scatting Jason Mraz and Bill Hader redeemed himself after that awful Bryce sketch with his always reliably hilarious John Mayer impression. Kenan and Taran as Hootie and Train respectively were also really good. Honestly, the funniest thing about this sketch was the filler banter between Vanessa Bayer (“[This] is not a bar, it’s a cafe that’s allowed to serve wine after 7pm.”) and Jay Pharoah (“OK, I feel like this is not where I was supposed to meet my friends.”)

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Catfish: First things first…yes…towards the end we could all see the cue cards reflected off the door. Embarrassing! And, yeah, once again, Adam Levine had some trouble reading those cue cards. Despite those weird technical difficulties, I still have to say this was my favorite sketch of the night. Yes, it mostly has to do with the fact that I dislike the show a lot. But, I think SNL did a pretty accurate parody of the show. (“Google! I’ve never even heard of that!”) And Aidy Bryant got to shine once again as a woman who has been “Catfished” or something. (“WHOA! HUH! DANG! THAT’S WHO YOU WERE?? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! IS THIS REACTION POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE?? YOU CAN’T TELL!!!!”) Yeah, this one’s a keeper.

Janet with Adam Levine: This sketch is similar to how I feel about Bryce. BobbyMoynihan is great…but I really hope this Janet doesn’t appear again. I think 2 appearances is enough.

Biden Bash: Decent last sketch. “I’ve got Neil Diamond…impersonator…of the year…contest participant…Dave Kaufman!”

Kendrick was really great and I can’t wait to hear more of him.

OK, there were a couple duds…and maybe a couple more that didn’t quite hit the mark but overall…I guess it was the sickness. This was a nice episode…much better than last week’s. MVP GOES TOI’ll give it to both Aidy Bryant and Kenan Thompson. Aidy Bryant is responsible for the single funniest moment of the episode (Catfish) while Kenan just had a good night where he appeared in nearly every sketch.

Ugh…I’m not looking forward to Justin Bieber. I know he isn’t funny. Hopefully, the rest of the cast and the writers will work hard to cover any weaknesses.

Thanks for reading. Pray for Brazil!

Saturday Night Live Recap (Jennifer Lawrence and The Lumineers)


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Hey guys! I’m back! I know I’ve missed the last couple of episodes. I was just SO busy during the last few weeks of 2012 that I even had to skip my weekly ritual of reviewing the SNL episodes. (Mini recaps: Jamie Foxx bad / Martin Short good) But now I’m back…and hopefully I’ll finish this through!

I love Jennifer Lawrence. I think she’s a wonderful actress. In fact, as much as I like the Best Actress lineup at the Oscars, I’m hoping she wins because I simply thought her performance was the best of the nominees (that’s what the Oscars should be about, right???) That being said, I was nervous for her because I knew people would use this performance in a sketch comedy show to determine whether she was deserving of an Oscar or not. And I still am nervous because…this episode as a whole wasn’t that great. It was quite disappointing. It wasn’t Jennifer Lawrence’s fault per se (although she might have been a little nervous)…the writers, I guess, took the month off to relax instead of come up with new, interesting material. Oh, well!. Let’s quickly get through this.

Piers Morgan Tonight: What was most disappointing about this episode was that it started relatively strong. The funniest part in this episode was definitely Kate McKinnon’s Jodie Foster (via her crazy Golden Globe speech – “I don’t have a delete key on my computer.”) That cracked me up. Jason Sudeikis’s Lance Armstrong was OK…but I wish it had been longer and more fleshed out. With that, I could have done without Bobby Moynihan’s Manti Te’O. But, overall, still a good cold open featuring another funny Piers Morgan impression by Taran Killam.

Monologue: Amy Schumer Jennifer Lawrence took to the stage. At least she didn’t sing! Anyway, Bill Hader as a grumpy Tommy Lee Jones was definitely a highlight. Otherwise, this was an OK monologue. I have no problem with Lawrence faux-insulting her nominees…but I think they could have come up something funnier. And, I have to admit, Lawrence could have been a little more “alive” in her delivery. I did like the line about Quvenzhane Wallis having too many letters in her name though.

Starbucks Verismo Commercial: I liked this one. It took me by surprise. And…yeah, it’s pretty accurate if you’ve ever been to Starbucks or any coffee place.

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Girlfriends Talk Show: Aidy, Cecily and Jennifer tried but…I wasn’t too crazy about this installment. One, I still don’t understand why this has to be a talk show format. I think especially this sketch would have worked better if it had just been a “regular” sketch. And two…it’s nice that Aidy is getting more screen time (esp. right after the monologue), but I think it would be best if she (or the writers) came up with more characters. I’m not sure if this would be a very effective recurring sketch. I still got a yuk out of Cecily’s story about her older boyfriend watching her behind a frame while eating Caesar salad (“My boyfriend’s crazy!”) And some of Aidy’s line readings livened things up a bit, but otherwise…it was just OK.

Post Hunger Games Press Conference: Ugh, this was a great idea…but poorly executed with so many missed opportunities. Jokes concerning Peeta’s height (“And I’ve been standing this whole time”) or his “wimpy-ness” (Performance Reducing Drugs) were funny…but everything else just wasn’t there. I didn’t understand the part about them being hungry. Forgive me if I’m wrong…but doesn’t the capital city have plenty of food? It’s just the individual districts that have little food. So, if this takes place in the capital city…then they should have food, right? And the part where Katniss explains how she killed a girl with wasps…where was the joke in that? What was the punchline? Did the writers really think that was but-gusting hilarious? Sigh…next.

The Hobbit: This sketch started off well. The scene where – I don’t know what they are – the “characters” are trying to split a dinner bill was nice. But then it ran too long. The “The Longest Time” bit seemed like an unnecessary outtake. And by the time the video froze up, I was done with this sketch. I don’t think that’s ever happened before. Poor J Law.

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Johnny Two Tones: The good news is this sketch was probably Lawrence’s best performance. I esp. loved her delivery of “That water is from the toilet!” Otherwise, I didn’t laugh to much at this sketch. And I know this is a dumb thing to ask but…why was she so mean to one couple and not the other? That could have been explored more I suppose.

Weekend Update: Bobby Moynihan commits, but I never really liked Anthony Crispino. And it was very disappointing that he was the only guest this week. Overall, a tepid installment with a few stand out quips. Here they are:

“Firearms groups across the country have declared today the 1st annual Gun Appreciation Day. So don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.”

“Ann Romney has reportedly declined an offer to appear on this season’s Dancing with the Stars. She’s probably not a good fit for the show anyway because I’ve heard of her.

“Scientists reported this week that a female chimp in Spain repeatedly changed the channel on a TV in her pen to watch porn. So, let me get this straight, in Spain, porn is just on TV?

Top Dog Chef: Couldn’t they have just done a regular Top Chef parody? Anyway, this was admittedly a cute sketch…but (like a lot of sketches this week) it’s not something I’d watch again. The “doorbell” part towards the beginning was funny though.

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B108FM: This isn’t a recurring sketch I get very excited about, but I have to say that I enjoyed this installment more than the last one with Lindsay Lohan, particularly because Jennifer Lawrence was pretty hilarious as the rapper who’s apparently bad at rhyming (“It’s the flu season so you gonna have issues / If you get the sniffles, get a big box of Kleenex.”) I do think that Taran Killam and Bobby Moynihan usually work well together and this sketch is no different.

Danielle: I liked this one because it was a funny parody of those low-budget badly dubbed (possibly foreign) movies from the 80′s. I think the audience would have liked it more if there had been more scenes. Or maybe they were just confused. Or burnt out. Whatever…I liked this one.

Civil War Lovers: Yay! After a 5 episode break, the new guy is given more than 2 lines in a sketch!

The Lumineers…I hear that song all the time. I had no idea it was them. Yeah, they were great. The only thing about the episode that was at 100%.

So, every sketch at least had a funny moment or two…but it all still added up a disappointingly “so/so” episode. Can’t say I’m looking forward to Adam Levine much…but I really hope they step it up next week.

MVP  goes to Kate McKinnon for the having the single funniest moment of the night. And yes, I believe that was her only appearance so suck on that!

Thanks for reading!

Saturday Night Live Recap (Anne Hathaway and Rihanna)


Every time it is announced that Anne Hathaway’s hosting, it seems like people are skeptical of her abilities. Why? I don’t understand it. Do people not remember the last two times Hathaway hosted? Because I do, and let me tell you – they were some of the strongest episodes in recent memory. Add the always wonderful Rihanna to the mix and I definitely had high hopes for this episode. Did it disappoint me? Not at all. I thought this was a great episode and Anne Hathaway just looked like a pro up there…because she is! She joins Justin Timberlake, Jon Hamm, and Zach Galifinakis as among the most reliable hosts the show can get. Let’s go through each sketch. Unfortunately, this recap is going to be on the light side, but just know that I really enjoyed this episode.

Mitt Romney Cold Opening: I usually dislike Mitt Romney centered sketches because…he’s so uninteresting. But this particular sketch was definitely hilarious. It involved Romney looking over his balcony, drinking his sinful milk, depressed over losing the election. Kate McKinnon was as usual great as Ann Romney, but the real treat was Taran Killam play three of Mitt Romney’s son. Such a hilarious visual gag! Also…the joke about Donald Trump being a racist? Spot on! Excellent way to start things off.

Monologue: And the award for the best monologue of the season goes to…Louis CK’s. But the runner up is definitely this week’s “Les Miserables” inspired sketch, which featured the ENTIRE cast singing about how excited they were for Sunday. It was brilliant and it was a nice way to show off Hathaway’s exceptional singing voice. My favorite part – Aidy Bryant and Tim Robinson singing “Sunday’s our day off/Saturday is too/We’re not on the show that much ’cause we are new.” Ironically, this will turn out to be a very good show for Aidy. Oh! I also liked the part where Hathaway sang she wanted to be Stefon because…she kinda looks like Bill Hader with that haircut.

Also, I am so effin’ excited for Les Miz.

Girlfriends Talk Show: I’m a dude, but this sketch was pretty much the story of my life. It starred Aidy Bryant as a girl who thinks that another girl is her best friend (Cecily Strong), until she sees the girl hanging out with another girl (Anne Hathaway). Aidy Bryant naturally got the most laughs playing a pitiful character, and those laughs were very much deserved. This is Aidy’s first sketch where she’s pretty much front and center and she did a great job. I also really thought Cecily Strong was really great. She played oblivious so well. I’m not sure if this sketch had to be a “talk show”. That component didn’t really make much sense…but I just love that two featured female players got to have the post-monologue slot. It’s a bold choice that I appreciate. “You have a basement?”

Also…I just learned why the store is called “Forever 21″. Thanks SNL!

The Legend of Mokiki and the Sloppy Swish: Is this like a parody of Thoth? Anyway, this was another “post-Andy Samberg” “digital short”. Overall, I thought it was good. I mean, Taran Killam is so completely dynamic and he just really commit to this strange character. It wasn’t as great as the “Sad Mouse” sketch from the Bruno Mars episode but…I guess it’s not worth comparing the two in the first place. This was just a weird, silly sketch and I think they pulled it off quite nicely. And I loved how Anne Hathaway joined Mokiki in the end.

Homeland: This was a very strange sketch…and let me tell you why. Remember MADtv? Well, something that set MADtv apart from SNL was that MADtv would do straight up parodies of different movies and TV shows (and very well, might I add). It’s not that SNL doesn’t do the same…but they don’t do it as much. And when they do theses types of spoofs…there’s always some weird “spin” to it. Like, when they parodied Glee a couple years ago…Gilly was randomly dropped into the sketch. You know what I mean? So the fact that they just did a simple (yet very very funny) parody of Homeland without any strings attached was very strange…but very effective at the same time. I love Homeland…and I love all the Emmy winning actors on the show. But…I still thought this sketch was great. I loved Killam’s “scrunchy faced, Tiny mouthed” Brody. And while I think this would have been a PERFECT role for Kate McKinnon, I still thought Anne Hathaway rocked as Carrie and did a great job portraying the character’s craziness (particularly the part where her lip goes downward). I also really loved Bill Hader as the understated Saul (apparently he talks to 10 rabbis).

McDonalds: Cecily Strong and Bobby Moynihan played two disgruntled McDonald employees who completely go off on their employees. I loved this sketch. It was my favorite of the night. I just loved how the whole cast was involved. And even though most of the comedy came from Strong and Moynihan’s amazing chemistry, there were some other hilarious moments, like Killam’s weird, pervy smile he had throughout the sketch. Not every insult Strong and Moynihan screamed was clever, but they made it work and I just loved seeing these two together. Unfortunately, Hathaway was sort of pushed to the sidelines.

Weekend Update: First up we got an appearance from Jay Pharoah’s Barack Obama who seemed extra excited and jumpy that night. I just loved this sketch because I feel like most Democratic liberals (like myself) feel the same way as Obama. It’s like, “Yay. We’re happy he’s re-elected for another four years. Now he can just sit back; and as long as he doesn’t make things worse than they already are…we’ll consider this a success”. Next up we got an appearance from “a gay couple from Maine” in honor of Maine legalizing gay marriage. It wasn’t the greatest thing but Armisen and Hader did a great job with what they were given. And finally…the one and only…Drunk Uncle. In honor of another stellar appearance, here are some of my favorite quips:

“People don’t even dress up for an election anymore, Seth. Back when I was a kid, you couldn’t vote unless you had suspenderscanemonocletophatfancy.”

“There was no Green Party. There was no Senate. If you wanted a House of Representatives, you’d build one yourself.”

“Kids today don’t even read newspapers anymore…It’s just…Is this ballot 4G? Can I vote with a Groupon?”

“Red state. Blue State! Do you know what state I’m in? DENIAL.”

“Nationwide is on your side. If Nationwide is on my side, how come Mitt Romney isn’t president? Jewspapers!”

Seth Meyers himself also had some very funny moments:

“FOUR MORE YEARS OF…GRIDLOCK!

“After this week’s election, nineteen women will now hold seats in the senate which is the highest number ever. And no one is happier about that than the pant suit industry.”

“A manufacturer for clothes for infants has created a new outfit that has mops on the arms and legs so that babies can clean the floors as they move around the house. It’ great if you’ve ever wondered how can I get all this dirt and bacteria off the floor and on my baby.

Ellen: See? This was another parody that was simply…just a parody. Stefon didn’t pop in or anything. Another fantastic sketch. Kate McKinnon is just the master of disguise and her Ellen Degeneres is spot on. I like Vanessa Bayer and Nasim Pedrad as Sophia Grace and Rosie. I always enjoy Anne Hathaway’s Katie Holmes impression. I just wish this sketch had been longer because I think there were some jokes here that could have been longer and stretched out further (like the audience member who just wants to see Ellen dance). But, otherwise, I thought this was great.

American Gothic: Another home run. This was pretty much a sketch about how the painting was created and why the two people in the sketch stand and looked the way they do. Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudeikis worked really well together. They seemed so natural. I forgot they were looking at cue cards.

Flairitin: Just another funny commercial to end this already great episode.

I’m a huge fan of Rihanna. I loved both her performances. Her first performance was wacky with all the weird (although pretty cheap) looking special effects. And her second performance was intimate and beautiful.

After the excellent Seth MacFarlance premiere, the show sort of had a mini slump. Christina Applegate, JGL, Bruno Mars, and Daniel Craig were good episodes…but not out of this world like I would hope from SNL. Louis CK and Hathaway have definitely renewed my faith in this show. And, while I’m not necessarily looking forward to Jeremy Renner or Maroon 5…I’m confident that the writers will prove me around and create another stellar 90 minutes like the last two have been.

MVP THIS WEEK GOES TO…I wanted to give it to Cecily Strong again…so I will! Cecily Strong! Yay! And I’ll make her share the honor with Taran Killam who appeared in a lot of sketches and was pretty much the funniest thing about each of them.

Thanks for reading!

Satruday Night Live Recap (Louis CK and fun.)I


AHH! I’m so excited! So, again, unfortunately, I’ll have to “live blog” this post just because I honestly don’t have time to watch the full episode twice in a row. I’m sorry but…that’s the way it is for a college senior taking 18 credits worth of writing and English.

Anyway, before I begin this post, I guess it’s worth pointing out why exactly I’m excited for this particular episode. One…I really do like the band fun. And two, because I really do like the TV show Louie. I’m really not a complete fantard. I don’t like every episode of the show (there were some episodes this last season which were pretty awful…like that episode where that kid poops in Louie’s bathtub). And I’m not one of those people who are like “Louie is the direction in which TV comedy should be going.” False. As much as I love Louie, it would be pretty depressing if every other comedy copied its style. However, despite those reservations, I do believe Louie is a great experience. When it comes to a great episode (like the 3 part Late Night episode), I just feel so refreshed after watching an episode. The show allows me to think.

But, more importantly, Louis CK’s stand up routines are pretty spectacular and I think they’re “milk out of nose” hilarious. If you haven’t done so, watch his “Chewed Up” routine. Funniest hour since Ellen Degeneres’s “Here and Now” in my opinion. He’s just a funny dude. I’m not sure if his style of comedy will mesh well with the SNL sketch kind of comedy but…that uncertainty just makes me even more excited.

So let’s do this!!!

Mayor Bloomberg’s Hurricane Sandy Interpreter: More and more Cecily Strong is impressing me, and this was another home run for her. She played Lynda Callis, the “animated” ASL interpreter that’s already gotten some mentions in the news. I’m not 100% sure how accurate her signing was, but as someone who’s beginning to learn it, I recognized some of what she was doing. Of course, there were some funny signs, like her sign for Barack Obama (pulling out her ears) and the sign for fat people floating down a flood. She does a great job and was definitely the high light of the sketch. I also liked Bobby Moynihan’s Chris Christie and his interpreter Nasim Pedrad, who pretty much made a bunch of overly stereotypical “New York like” hand gestures. We closed this sketch with Mayor Bloomberg (played by Fred Armisen) speaking in Spanish, telling the Latino community to have patience with the white people who are complaining over losing their power and missing “Homeland”. Great great cold opening! And a good way to address the Hurricane.

Monologue: Usually, I’m not too excited when a stand up comedian hosts the show, because I know they’ll turn the monologue time into a mini set (Dane Cook and Russell Brand immediately come to mind). But for Louis CK? Anything! Because…well…his sets are actually consistently hilarious and he’s much funnier than the two comedians I mentioned above. He talks a little bit about Hurricane Sandy, before going on a rant about how he had to help an old lady in an airport. He ends his set by discussing how much he loves old ladies because they are without filters, and wishes he was sexually aroused by them. I laughed my ass off the whole way through. And, as much as I loved this…I’m looking forward to seeing him in some sketches. So let’s do this! (part 2)

Fox and Friends: Overall this was a good installment of a sketch I usually feel pretty ambivalent about. Jason Sudeikis premiered his Donald Trump impression which I admire and I thought it was funny, but certainly not among the best we’ve seen (on a political side note, Donald Trump is stupid.) Louis CK played a a deputy from FEMA who was there to give tips on Hurricane relief. While CK wasn’t particularly hilarious (he wasn’t supposed to be), I thought the entire segment was funny and the back and forth between all the actors involved was great. Let’s end this by listing my three favorite “fact checks.”

Sandy Duncan did not “sponsor” the hurricane.

There are many black people, not just one who is a master of disguise.

Trees do not have bones. 

Lincoln: This was a parody of Louie starring Abraham Lincoln. He was portrayed…pretty much exactly how Louie is betrayed. Everyone hates him. His wife/girlfriend (this time Mary Todd Lincoln played wonderfully by Aidy Bryant) nags him. And, hey, he performs at the Comedy Cellar every night. I absolutely loved this through and through. I particularly liked his comedy routine where he says “You know who I feel bad for? The detective who has to try to solve my murder. Because they’re going to go, ‘let’s see, whom might have done it?’ Oh! I don’t know. Everybody from the middle of the country down. Maybe one of them did it. Maybe they had a motive, like I ruined the whole way they do everything.” Another stellar “post Andy” “digital short.”

Australian Screen Legends: Even though their Australian accents weren’t completely authentic, I still got a good chuckle out of this. Kate McKinnon and Bill Hader played Tess Davies and Graham Dixon respectively, two of the biggest stars in Australian cinema. I guess this sketch showed how unsentimental and unromantic Australians are. It wasn’t the greatest sketch, but after what we’ve been given so far, I’ll accept it. Although, I hope CK is given a starring role in a live sketch later in the episode. Funniest moment: During the death bed scene –  ”Any last words?” “Kangaroo, I guess!” said brilliantly by Kate McKinnon.

Weekend Update: I may be in the minority but Weekend Update has been especially awesome this season, and this was another great installment. Our first guest was Jason Sudeikis’s Mitt Romney, which was mostly time filler if anything. However, Aidy Bryant did a great job as social media expert Kourtney Barnes, a segment that proved that 99% of people who use Facebook to share their “political opinions” are stupid. But the great thing about Bryant’s character was that she was on the poster’s side. She was really enthusiastic about the “role” social media is playing in the election. Last, Cecily Strong did her character “Girl You wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party”. She first premiered this character in one of the Thursday specials. While I thought those Thursday specials were pretty mediocre, this character completely stood out, and Cecily Strong killed it once again. Such a funny character. I hope she becomes “a thing” the same way Stefon, Jean K Jean, and Judy Grimes are. “Open your eyes people! Hunger! Racism! Small businesses! It’s like…maybe don’t!”  So hilarious!

Favorite Seth Meyer lines:

“Police in Connecticut say that a tree overturned by Hurricane Sandy has revealed a skeleton buried beneath that may have been there since Colonial times. ‘Yes,’ says the home’s owner ‘Colonial times…’” (Oof. I guess this is mostly funny by the delivery.)

“Scientists in South Korea have confirmed that an elephant at a local zoo has the ability to reproduce five Korean words by tucking his trunk inside his mouth. Though it’s suspicious that the five words he can say are help, this, elephant, swallowed, me.

Kylarian Mountain Pass: This was pretty humiliating, but any mistake Louis CK made (like not blowing the horn long enough to match with the sound effect) was pretty hilarious. I guess he was playing some mountain person who had to blow a horn to call for ZORG (later confirmed, Zord.) It was just nice that CK was front and center in a live sketch. And while I got a pretty awkward vibe from everyone on that stage, I still enjoyed it.

Hotel Receipt: Louis CK played a hotel concierge who must account for everything while Bobby Moynihan played a disgruntled guest who is trying to leave so he can catch his flight. I thought this was a very nice sketch and…it wasn’t particularly special but it was a simple, funny sketch that hit all the right beats.

Bar Sketch: Like most “last sketches,” this was definitely strange. But the “chemistry” between Louis CK and Kate McKinnon was great. Actually, this might have been the most comfortable CK was in a live sketch so…I’m happy!

I thought fun. was excellent tonight. I really like them. They’re like a young Coldplay. So, really, this was a successful episode in my eyes. Louis CK did as well as I thought he would. I thought his monologue and Lincoln sketches were absolutely perfect. I liked how the Weekend Update gave the ladies a chance to shine. And, I really don’t think there was a single dud tonight. This might be the best episode of the season…or at least as great as Seth MacFarlane’s. How about that?

MVP this week goes to…I’m gonna give it to my girl Cecily Strong! Her first performance as the ASL interpreter was very good, but she absolutely killed it during her Weekend Update bit. It says something when I’m able to notice her despite all the Louis CK. It seems like Tim Robinson (who really didn’t do anything this episode) has kind of fit in with the cast the most smoothly, but Cecily Strong, of the three newbies, has had the most time front and center. So, if she continues performing this strong, she’ll definitely be safe for the next season. While Aidy Bryant also stood out this episode, I’m still worried about her. But, we’ll see.

Very much looking forward to Anne Hathaway and Rihanna. I really like Rihanna as an artist. And the two previous Anne Hathaway episodes have been home runs in my opinion.

Obama 2012! (sorry, had to get that out there)

*PS…I was just on Marlee Matlin’s Twitter because I knew she would have a reaction to the cold opening. She doesn’t necessarily say SNL by name, but it’s clear she’s pretty upset about the parody because she believes the parody insulted the language ASL. I don’t really believe that the SNL writers were making fun of sign language or deaf people, I really think they were just parodying that one specific person and her somewhat over exaggerated signs. Marlee Matlin needs to realize that sign language is still sort of fascinating with hearing people. If anything, sketches like these, make people more interested in the language.

She also says that what SNL did with ASL is the same as people making fun of Spanish or Japanese. The funny thing is though that SNL has made fun both those languages. They actually make fun of languages all the time. So I don’t see why ASL can’t join this party also. I really do like and admire Marlee Matlin (I even have her app because I would like learn sign language)…but I think this time she’s going too far with her complaints. It’s just a little hypocritical that she’s fine with people making fun of how deaf people talk (a la her appearance on Seth MacFarlane’s live Family Guy special), but we can’t make fun of how they sign.

Saturday Night Live Recap (Bruno Mars)


Yep! I’m doing it again. Instead of watching the episode first uninterrupted before I review each sketch, I’m just going to turn this into a “live blog” sort of deal. I’ve just been so busy lately. I guess, at 21, I’m getting too old to be staying up past eleven. Anyway, let’s do this!

Presidential Debate: Once again, I didn’t actually sit through the real debate, so I can’t make any close connections between the two. The most prominent thing I heard about the debate was that Obama was a bit more aggressive tonight, and it definitely showed in this sketch. I also heard about the “binders full of women” statement from Romney, which was weirdly not utilized in this sketch. Overall, this was a nice opening, filled with many “chuckle” moments. Sudeikis and Pharoah played off each other really well. And the audience members (particularly Kate McKinnon, Bobby Moynihan, and special guest Tom Cruise) were also funny. It was great to see Aidy Bryant finally get a chance to shine as the debate moderator Candy Crowley. You could almost feel how excited she was, and her energy throughout the sketch just made me smile. Overall, a very nice sketch.

Monologue: …that’s it? I was waiting for the big joke. In this sketch, Bruno pretty much sings a song about how nervous he is about hosting SNL, and then he picks himself up and says he’ll do great. Obviously, Bruno has a great voice. And it was a fun performance. But, let’s just say, this monologue doesn’t make me feel very confident about his comedic abilities. Also…singing monologues? Overrated, SNL writers!

Brad Pitt for Chanel No. 5: Pretty much a parody of this commercial. Not much difference between the two. I love Taran Killam. Moving on.

Haters: This is a parody of, I guess, those “Jerry Springer-like” talk shows…unless “Haters” is actually a real show, then I will gladly crawl out of the rock I’ve been staying in. It involves Bobby Moyhihan and Bruno Mars playing Mother and daughter respectively who are on the outs. There’s not really much that goes on in this sketch. It’s just funny to see men dressed as a women. My favorite part was actually when Tim Robinson came on as the psychologist and questioned why the audience would boo him even though they know nothing about him. Oh! And I guess Aidy Bryant hitting Jay Pharoah with a chair got a belly laugh from me. Again…she looked super excited!

Brad Pitt for Taco Bell: The resemblance is just uncanny! Anyway, like the first sketch…except with Doritos tacos.

LOUIS CK IS HOSTING!!!??? ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME???!! THANK YOU JESUS! THAT IS GENIUS! Seriously, if all he did was a stand up routine a la George Carlin, he would still be one of the better hosts.

Pandora: Oh, this was actually a lot better than I thought it would be. It took place in the Pandora Headquarters where (oh no) they ran out of power, so they had to get the intern (played by Bruno Mars) to sing all the songs. What followed was Mars impersonating different artists like Green Day, Aerosmith, Katy Perry and Michael Jackson. Mars was actually quite impressive. It was a fun sketch that might have gone on a little too long (maybe I would have cut Louie Armstrong and Justin Bieber), but still, really good. In the end the intern is wiped out and he dies…but not for nothing.

Sad Mouse: Awww. This was a short film about a man named Mark (Bruno Mars) who’s depressed because his girlfriend left him and he just found out his father has another family. So he gets a job wearing a mouse costume, waving at people on the New York Street. It doesn’t go well until…he meets a person in a frog costume who is also depressed. They hug and walk away together. Not hilarious…but still very sweet and beautifully shot.

Weekend Update: You think, BY NOW, Bill Hader would be able to control himself when he’s doing Stefon. No such luck. He was especially giggly this time around and, not gonna lie, it was fun to watch. I especially loved the part where Stefon goes through his day (he wakes up by 7pm…and then he goes home). There were a lot of funny Seth Meyers quips this time around so let’s go through them:

“A new poll shows that Mitt Romney has a massive 22 point lead over President Obama among rural voters among battleground states. Rural voters say they can’t really put their finger on it, but there’s something about Romney that just seems right, probably just a feeling” (as we get closer and closer shots of Obama’s and Romney’s skin color. You have to see it to understand why it’s hilarious.)

“During a debate between New York senator between Kirsten Gillibrand and her opponent Wendy Long, moderators asked both women  if they had read 50 Shades of Grey. Even worse, the follow up question was ‘heh, too eachother??’

“[to President Obama for Monday's debate] Don‘t mention killing Osama bin Laden anymore. It was great and all but Americans have a short attention span. At this point, saying you killed Osama Bin Laden is like saying you won the second season of American Idol.”

“Residents of Brooklyn who live near the new Barclays Center are complaining that large number of people have been urinating on the streets and behind buildings after Brooklyn-Nets games and also for the last 200 years.”

“New research shows that giving teenage girls HPV vaccinations does not encourage them to have sex. ‘Then what does??’ says teenage boys.”

“A plan has been proposed for a new bridge  to cross the Seine River in Paris that would be made out of trampolines and the only way that could go wrong is immediately.”

“A professor at the University of New Mexico has developed a dissolvable mouth strip that can relieve the pain caused when a person burns the top of their mouth eating pizza. Finally, a scientific alternative to waiting a minute.”

Halloween Rollercoaster Robots: The first time they did this sketch (the Jim Carey episode) it was hilarious and surprising. Now? Eh. It’s still impressive what Hader, Killam and Mars do…but it’s just not that funny. When it comes to recurring sketches, I don’t need development or things to be added on (like Secret Word or Whats Up with That). But, in this case, I don’t think this recurring sketch does anything for me after the first time. It was nice seeing Tom Hanks, though.

Brad Pitt for Franklin’s Dog Condoms: Rule of three!

The Wilderness Lodge: About a yeti who sexually molests people. I thought the end was pretty funny with the yeti appearing, but the stuff leading to it (pre-Bill Hader) was mostly awkward.

Brad Pitt for Dr. Zismore: You can tell the writers are totally having a good time with this…but they maybe should have stopped after the third one.

Under-Underground Records: I’ve never been a huge fan of these sketches. But I do always find myself laughing at Jay Pharoah’s squeaky tooth character. And Kate McKinnon (who weirdly had little screen time tonight) was funny as Ruth Bader Ginsberg. And there was a cool reference to Romney’s “binders full of women” comment. But again…meh.

Bruno Mars is one of my favorite artists so, naturally, I enjoyed his musical performanes. And, overall, he did a good job hosting the show. Any fault this episode had (like the sketches after WU) are the fault of the writers, not the host. Overall, this was honestly one of the weaker episodes this season, but, like always, there were some inspiring moments (Sad Mouse) with a strong, yet smartly compact, Weekend Update.

MVP GOES TO… Honestly, no one really stood out…I guess I’ll give it to Taran Killam for his great Brad Pitt impression (even though the schitck wore thin after a while).

NEXT UP!!! LOUIS CK!!! YAY!! SO EFFIN’ EXCITED!!!!

Saturday Night Live Recap (Christina Applegate and Passion Pit)


So, I’m going to do a weird thing this week. Usually, I watch the episode once over with no interruptions, and then, for the recap, I watch each sketch again. So my reviews of each sketch are usually after a second viewing. However, it’s mid-term week in this neck of the woods. So I don’t really have time to watch this episode twice. So, as I am writing this recap, this will be my first time watching the episode. Will that change things? Maybe. There have definitely been times when I’ve disliked a sketch at first watch, and then liked it at second watch. But…what the hey?

Let’s begin this!

Vice Presidential Debate: OK…I didn’t actually watch the debate last week because…well the first Presidential debate pretty much made me hate debates for the rest of my life. However, I still found this sketch funny mostly because of how well Sudeikis and Killam played Joe Biden and Paul Ryan respectively. They really nailed the characters down perfectly. Man, I am so glad Jason Sudeikis didn’t leave because he does a really great Biden. This sketch, I guess, pointed out two things from the real debate: Biden’s argumentative attitude (I guess to make up for Obama’s lack of one) and Paul Ryan sipping water so much during the debate (the hamster water bottle bit was tops). Both of these targets were portrayed wonderfully, and I cracked up, even if I didn’t see the real debate. And…I went nuts when my favorite Olympic athlete Usain Bolt appeared. He wasn’t given anything significant to do, but, nonetheless, I was excited to see him. Anyway. I’m rambling. This was a great way to start the show. It’s just that…neither of these candidates are as interesting as Sarah Palin so…no…this wasn’t as good as the vice presidential debate sketch from 4 years ago.

Monologue: So…the return of the “Singing monologue”. We haven’t gotten that since…Seth MacFarlane’s episode three episodes ago. This time, Christina Applegate sings a song about the joy of the last few weeks before “holiday season”. The non-singing moments (the appearance from “Thee Fruppets” and Jason Sudeikis as Dane Cook) were the biggest highlights for me. But, I have to say, Applegate has really great stage presence so I’m, right now, very excited about what’s coming next.

Gillette Commercial: So, I guess, they were making fun of this commercial with special guest Jerry Sandusky. It wasn’t LOL funny, but it also didn’t overstay it’s welcome so…I appreciate that I suppose. (Actually, Jason Sudeikis, did do a pretty great impression of him.)

The Californians: Despite the fact that Kristen Wiig is gone, I’m still glad they brought this sketch back. So hilarious, esp. Bill Hader and Fred Armisen who completely commit to the ridiculousness. However, Applegate held her own (actually, she was quite hilarious in a few beats) and Taran Killam was a very welcome addition. Even though by the end this sketch was running a bit too long, I still lost it when Usain Bolt sprung up wearing a blond wig to get in on the action. I LOVE YOU, USAIN BOLT! 2016, BABY!!!!

Tech Talk: Oh geez! This is the sketch I have been waiting for! You know those douches who are not only the first ones to buy those new tech products (like iPhones) but are also the first ones to complain? Well, they’re pitted against the actual Chinese workers who make those products (played brilliantly by Fred Armisen, Nasim Pedrad and Cecily Strong). While Americans complain about “first world problems,” like the fact that the apps on their phones aren’t perfect or something trivial like that, the Chinese workers shoot back at them with the much worse problems they go through in China. It’s a great social critique with a strong bite to it. Funniest quip happens at the end when the host of the show (Applegate) asks the Chinese to critique an American product. “Let’s see…what does America make? (Applause and laughter from audience) Does diabetes count as a product?” Can’t wait to watch this one again!

Give Us All Our Daughters Back Trailer: This was a parody of those big action movies that have been coming out lately (The Expendables, Taken). Featuring Jay Pharoah’s Denzel Washington (“[laugh] My man! Give me back my daughter!”), Christina Applegate’s Uma Thurman (“You’ll recognize me. I’m dressed like a taxi!”), and Jason Sudeikis’s Mel Gibson (“No, I’m telling you. The JEWS took my daughter!!!”) among others. Said one reviewer: “None of the characters have names or back stories…”. And Peter Travers gave it “ONE REVIEW”! Overall, this was a good time filler.

Weekend Update: This was a decent edition. Nasim Pedrad does such a great job with Arianna Huffington. It’s probably her most “confident/relaxed” impression. Her points on birth control and abortion were pretty much spot on from where I was sitting. And…I’m sorry but, Kenan’s Jean K. Jean cracks me up for some reason. It’s like a jazzier, grown up version of his classic All That sketch. I also just like it when the music plays, how quickly he motions for the music to be turned off. And Kenan’s just always on the verge of breaking (laughing). He never really does it…but he’s pretty close to it. Funniest Seth Meyers line:

“According to a new report from the US Anti-Doping agency, Lance Armstrong not only used illegal steroids in his 7 Tour de France victories but he also demanded that the rest of his team use the drugs as well. Well, that’s it. I am never watching the Tour de France again or before.”

Odysseus: Hm…I didn’t quite understand this one. It takes place after Odysseus defeats the cyclops, he’s on his way home. He’s trying not to get seduced by The Sirens, who use their beautiful voices to get ships to crash into the rocks or something like that. Unfortunately for Odysseus, they sing catchy girly songs from the 90′s so…yeah. I guess I just didn’t find this funny. But Jason Sudeikis, who’s been having a great night so far, did a good job playing Odysseus. Moving on…

The Booker T. Washington Hell-oween Ball: So I guess now that Jay Pharoah’s a repertory cast member, he’s allowed to break without getting fired. That’s all I need to say about this sketch…

Fosse dance class: Christina Applegate definitely gives her best performance in this sketch. She pretty much plays a crazy dance teacher who does a lot of weird dance moves and had a past relationship with Tommy Tune. It’s an OK sketch, but a little underdeveloped (and that’s a weird thing to say for a sketch but…I just felt it tonight). I think I could have done without Kenan’s “That don’t make no sense” catchphrase. But, at least, we got to see some of Applegate’s raw Broadway talent here.

Passion Pit was interesting. I need to check them out some time.

Overall, this was a good episode. The first half was very strong, but the second half was had a few weak moments. But Applegate was charming and funny and really did the best with what she was given. I just want to end this recap now so I can watch “Tech Talk” again!

Poor Aidy Bryant. Just…take her off the show. This is getting sad. I mean, she’s had less of an impact in these first four episodes than Jay Pharoah had in his.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but…I think there are too many females this season. I think the writers are having a tough time giving them all something to do.

MVP this week goes to…Jason Sudeikis. Funny Joe Biden. Mel Gibson, Dane Cook, Jerry Sandusky among other funny moments. This was a strong episode for him.

Next week…Bruno Mars??? Why?

Saturday Night Live Recap (Daniel Craig and Muse)


Going into this episode, I had mixed feelings. As someone who, for the first time, actually watched a full Presidential debate, I was excited to see how they would spoof it. On the other hand, I wasn’t particularly excited about Daniel Craig (even if his promos were funnier than usual). I don’t watch Bond movies and I’ve never seen anything else he’s been in (unless you count the London Olympics opening). So all I knew about Craig was that he was a stone faced serious actor. So, I suppose it would be intriguing to see how someone like him would handle the zany material of SNL. Unfortunately, this episode did have a few clunkers on the way. But with the rise Kate McKinnon and with Aidy Bryant doing her first funny thing so far (longer than 3 seconds), I was still left pretty satisfied. Let’s take a look at each sketch.

2012 Presidential Debate: This was a cool way to start the show. I still really love Jay Pharoah’s impersonation. Jason Sudeikis did his best work as Romney, simply by his wide-eyed, glossy focused face while Obama was speaking. It pretty much poked fun at all the main points from the debate: Obama’s aloof-ness, Romneys “lies and lists of those lies”. I think they didn’t do enough with Jim Lehrer (played by the always reliable Chris Parnell) but, overall, I thought this was a fresh take on the debate. No it didn’t come close to the “Palin vs. Biden” debate from four years ago, nor did it reach the highs of the Bush vs. Gore debates from earlier. But, still, a noble effort.

Monologue: Eh. I didn’t much care for this one. It was pretty much an “In Memoriam” for all the people Daniel Craig had killed on film. Probably a good idea on paper…but kind of a dull way to start things off. Moving on…

Construction Guys:  OK, I was laughing during this sketch. Not gonna lie. But…I feel like I was laughing at this sketch for being so bad, particularly Daniel Craig, who’s facial expressions  alone put me in a fit. But I do want to say that it’s so nice how well Tim Robinson is fitting in with the guys. I think it’s safe to say he’ll be back for another season.

Bond Girls: A very funny sketch involving some of the female cast (this would have been an easy opportunity to use Aidy Bryant but whatever). While Vanessa Bayer’s Diane Keaton (ala Annie Hall) was great, Kate McKinnon stole the show with a creepy, man-ish Jodie Foster that made me crack up. (I would say the same for Ellen Degeneres but she hasn’t the hit the high of MADtv’s Nicole Parker.) Oh! And Fred Armisen’s Penny Marshall…never gets old.

The Rachel Maddow Show: Oh geez. Seeing Cecily Strong take over the duty of playing Rachel Maddow made me depressed for a second…literally a second. She did a wonderful job. I especially liked the part where Maddow over-exaggerated Romney mispronouncing “inflation” during the debate. However, Kenan’s Al Sharpton describing the entire plot of “Freaky Wednesday starring Romney and Obama” gave me the biggest laugh. And no one noticed that Daniel Craig wasn’t even in this sketch.

Long Island Medium: Does this show really exist? It can’t be any less crazy than this sketch. Otherwise, Kate McKinnon did a very funny job, and I like how most of the cast was utilized (seeing Killam and Armisen sob in the beginning of the sketch was definitely the highlight for me.)

Kitty Cat: This sketch reminded me of the “picnic/crab” sketch from last season. In the very beginning, you think this sketch will be annoying…but by the end, you’re cracking up until the cows come home. I just loved Bobby Moynihan’s voice in this sketch and, more importantly his commitment. He really took a half-realized idea and created this funny, distinct persona. I would not mind seeing this character again in the future.

Weekend Update: After two pretty fantastic “non-weekday” editions of Weekend Update, things were less spectacular this week. However, Kate McKinnon (once again) brightened the mood with a hilarious Cecilia Gimenez that made me spew out tears even a second time after watching the sketch. McKinnon is just so effin’ amazing. More on her later but right now, I present, my favorite Seth Meyers quip:

“The MGM Grand Hotel Las Vegas has created a series of ‘stay well’ rooms designed to promote a healthy way of living, including vitamin infused showers, anti-microbial coatings on furniture, and extra sound proofing. ‘I’ll take it!’ said a murderer.”

A Sorry Lot We Are: Again…eh. This sketch as a whole didn’t particularly stick with me. It was a parody of a british soap opera where everyone is sad all the time. There were some fun individual elements. Bill Hader’s face throughout the sketch, Aidy Bryant’s longest single scene so far, and, I must say, Kate McKinnon has the weirdest British accent I have ever heard (even weirder than Kristen Wiig’s Minerva McGonagall impression). I love it!

Carl’s New Girlfriend: I don’t even know how to describe this sketch. Oh! I know! Fred Armisen in drag. That’s pretty much all you need to know.

Hm…no weird post-second song sketch? OK. Whatevs. Anyway, Muse was cool but not really my thing. (I never take musical guests seriously unless it’s either a band I listen to regularly or a band that blew my brains out, like M&F two weeks ago.

So, yeah, this was a mixed episode. Daniel Craig was a nice experiment, but I wouldn’t hire him again, just because it didn’t seem like the writers knew what to do with him. But I do have to say that Kate McKinnon was the MVP this week. Last time, I felt bad for not giving her the title in favor of Seth Meyers because she did a wonderful Ann Romney. But she stepped it up and had her best episode yet. There is no reason why Lorne Michaels won’t make her the next “alpha-female”. But, just know, when she does comfortably have that title, I was the first one to see any potential in her. THE FIRST.

Looking forward to Christina Applegate. Thanks for reading! Time to watch Downton Abbey, Homeland, The Good Wife, Family Guy, and Bob’s Burgers! (I love Sundays!)

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